Watching Legends of the Fall is always, always a terrible mistake. I literally cannot handle that movie... but it's this gorgeous kind of pain that you never want to stop. I just wish it wasn't so incredibly long. Watching it is like a relationship commitment... it could almost be called a marriage.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, however, is like watching a trainwreck... where the trains are full of people you really, really hate. For literary purists, watching this movie is absolute hell.